My motorcycle will not start!

posted Apr 6, 2016, 2:41 AM by Gas Motorcycles Sheffield   [ updated May 17, 2017, 9:38 AM ]

You know that feeling when the sun is shining in April, the days are becoming longer, the roads are now dry and salt-free and all you want to do is go out for a blast on your pride n joy after being tucked up in the garage over winter.

You go to your motorcycle, disconnect the battery charger, disable the alarm and nothing or the damn thing goes off and wont shut down! - alternatively with a long pause, you hit the starter button and still nothing!!!!   your heart sinks, you treble check that you have gone through all the idiot checks and still nothing!!!!!!!

Your reaction after a few attempts at idiot checks with no success is to chomp at the bike become bad tempered swearing and cursing, kicking the tyre while smoking 40 cigarettes and even try a can of "start you bastard" that you had lying around & purchased a long time ago " for the just in case", this has no effect at all & you've been missold that product, and pisses you off even further.

Your thinking WTF should I do next? ring the breakdown operator if you have one? you could phone a friend for recommendations or troll the internet for someone who specialises in fault finding of non-start bikes and possible alarm / immobiliser removal, or just beggar off to the pub for a pint or three in hoping it will fix itself when you get back or just simply just call us!

NB - Your breakdown operator will only tow you to a garage of your choice by the way, they're not mobile garages..

So you could call or text 07763234329 for availability.